Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
what day is it and did you see me today?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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