Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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