why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
pray to the hookup gods
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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