That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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