Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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