Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We are two peas in an std pod
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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