I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
zippers are such a cool invention
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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