thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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