Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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