No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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