Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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