Nicole vs. Life
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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