Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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