Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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