Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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