can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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