Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
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