I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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