# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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