How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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