so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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