coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
We had to coat check the pizza.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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