Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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