it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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