And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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