What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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