I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
So vagazzling was a success
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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