***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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