whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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