My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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