Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Fuck appropriateness.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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