i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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