Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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