Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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