I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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