Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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