I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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