Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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