I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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