I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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