She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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