Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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