I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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