feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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