piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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