spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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