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Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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