East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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