I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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