The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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